The Wacky Adventures of Bill O'McCarthy, Pt. IV

Bill O'Reilly is an American hero. He destroyed France, outed media meanies, and is saving Christmas (just like Ernest did!).

Now he has another victory under his belt- Lower gas prices.

Bill'O explained to Fox News’s Neil Cavuto how his amazing, Peabody Polk Award-winning reporting forced the CEOs of some of the powerful companies in America and the world to lower their prices:

CAVUTO: That the CEO’s of these companies, who are part of a cabal…

O’REILLY: I have guys inside the five major oil companies - my father used to work for one of those oil companies by the way - who have told me that in those meetings they look for every way to jack up oil prices after Katrina, every way, when they didn’t have to. They got scared because of my reporting and reporting of some others. They said, “Uh ho.”

CAVUTO: So wait a minute, you’re not, you’re taking credit for gas prices being down from where they are?

O’REILLY: I said my reporting and some reporting of others. They got scared.

For the record, I do get a lil' scared when watching his show, so maybe he's right.

Think Progress has video:
O’Reilly Claims He Is Personally Responsible For Lower Gas Prices