The Wacky Adventures of Bill O'McCarthy, Pt. III

As you may know, because it is the most important and pressing issue in America today, a war has been declared on Christmas by secularists who want to "get Christianity and spirituality and Judaism out of the public square" (you mean the founding fathers?).

You know this because Bill O'Reilly mentions it every day. On his radio show. On his TV show. And on his website. This must bring in really good ratings. Bill'O is extremely disturbed...

...about the growing use of the phrase 'Happy Holidays' in business advertising. Christmas needs to be front and center. Other holidays, you're on notice. In addition to his rants on the subject, Bill'O has also made your holiday shopping easier by publishing a list (he likes lists) that lets you know where your favorite stores stand on Christmas.

But what's really at stake here? O'Reilly set the record straight on the true meaning of Christmas...

Courtesy of Think Progress, here's what Bill'O said on Monday's 'Factor':
"Every company in America should be on its knees thanking Jesus for being born. Without Christmas, most American businesses would be far less profitable. More than enough reason for business to be screaming 'Merry Christmas'."

And that's what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown.

So show baby Jesus your love- visit the O'Reilly Christmas Store today!