Christmas Shopping List

Well Thanksgiving is tomorrow and that means that the Christmas shopping season is just days away. Don't procrastinate! Remember, as President Bush told us after 9/11, shopping really pisses the terrorists off. However, shopping can easily become a stressful nightmare. Luckily, we all know that liberals hate Christmas (and America) so you can cross them off your list right away. But for the real Americans in your family, here are some gift ideas:

#1: Battle to Baghdad: The Fight for Freedom board game

Description: The game is set in March 2003, with U.S. forces racing across the desert. "You will take out airports, night bomb cities, hunt down Saddam Hussein, and take over Baghdad," say the instructions. The goal is to conquer Baghdad without running out of soldiers while drawing cards like "Car bomber ... You lose 200 troops" or "Air drop ... You gain 300 troops." One card shows a female soldier holding a naked detainee on a leash and reads, "Disgrace: Some soldiers are found guilty of unlawful treatment and inhumane acts of violence toward Iraqi prisoners. You lose 100 troops!".

Fun for the whole family!!

Order here!- Jiggi Games



[*Note: Exit strategy not included]


#2: Rush 24/7 Adopt-A-Soldier Program

This is a great program; Rush's loyal "Dittoheads" can sponsor a soldier who is serving overseas. And what does the sponsored soldier receive? New equipment or an extra opportunity to call home to their family? Better!

For the insanely low price of $49.95, your adopted soldier will receive a one-year Rush 24/7 membership! This membership gives them unlimited access to Rush 24/7 online as well as every big, colorful issue of The Limbaugh Newsletter! A dream come true!

Our Secretary of Defense may not be making sure our soldiers have the proper equipment or body armor that they need (not that Rush cares), but they can have the better deal- Hearing Rush tell them how all the Democrats (and Republicans) who want to bring them home hate America.


#3: Bill O'Reilly merchandise

The "Bill O'Reilly Christmas Store" is now online at BillOReilly.com- choose from hundreds of great items! The featured item is the No Spin Varsity Jacket. Other available items include The O'Reilly Factor Men's Garment Bag, Jessica's Law Static Window Decal, Spin Stops Here Fleece Blanket, and the Spin Stops Here Tin filled with Soft Mint Puffs. The Bill O'Reilly Christmas Store has a different gift for every member of the family!

Pick the winning side in the war on Christmas! Buy today!

[*Note: The No-Spin Vibrator and O'Reilly Factor Falafel Massager are both currently sold out]