"I would take the other hand with the falafel thing"

Bill O'Reilly is mad as hell and he's not gonna take it anymore! It seems a lot of people don't like him, for some reason or another. Bill has spent countless years of his life teaching us how to be patriotic Americans, to treat others with dignity, and to live moral lives through his fine example. And yet, people choose to repay his gifts to society and all us with anger. Normally a very reserved man, Mr. O'Reilly says he's fighting back.

What's hate got to do with it?-
Plenty, because media firebrand Bill O'Reilly spawns enmity in all that he does - and he's sick of it

Gauging the animus against O'Reilly has always been a rough art, but by his own estimation "it's gotten worse. Now it's so bad that I spend an enormous amount of money protecting myself against evil."

One usual suspect behind this rising tide of hatred, he says, is the Liberal Media Establishment, infuriated because it "can't marginalize me."

In O'Reilly fashion, here is my Talking Points Memo for this:

Bill O'Reilly is a hardworker. He loves Americans and works hards to bring the truth to patriotic, conservative Americans every day (see his books- "Who's Looking Out For You" and "The O'Reilly Factor For Kids" - for many condescending and patriotic examples).

Liberals hate hard work. They despise those who don't rely on handouts.

They want to destroy those who love America, because they themselves do not.

Bill O'Reilly is tougher than these liberals think he is. He will defeat them.

Or, if all else fails, simply shut off their mics.

And that's today's lesson... in The Factor.

[Sidenote: O'Reilly will be a guest on The Daily Show tonight.
Now that's must-see TV.]