Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Shorter Republican convention...

John McCain is a war hero who was tortured enhanced interrogation techniqued for your freedoms. Only he and Sarah Palin-- whom we all are really happy about, seriously!-- can protect our country (first) from the menace of that weird foreigner the other guys are running.

These damn Republicans liberals who've been in charge the last 8 years have run this country into the ground with their tired conservative socialist policies and their allies in the corporate liberal media! It's time for the change that only finally electing some Republicans to high office can provide! Go America!

*insert immature giggling and red-meaty applause lines here*

["This election is not about issues. This election is about a composite view of what people take away from these candidates," - Rick Davis, McCain Campaign Manager.]


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