The Onion Pwns The Media

The Onion News Network takes a look at what matters most to voters-



Here are some stories from the past few days the media is obsessing over, but I just can't seem to get invested in... a convict Mike Huckabee got released in Arkansas comes back to haunt him, Mitt Romney fires some illegal immigrants, and Sen. Clinton attacks Obama over something he wrote in kindergarten.

Only the latter really counts as 'bullshit' (it affects no one), of course, but do any of these matter in the grand scheme of things? I'm too jaded to know.