Wednesday, May 30, 2007

More Odds and Ends

There's too much news out there and I can't get it to stop. Here's what I found...

Irony alert!! President Bush chided critics of the increasingly-endangered immigration reform proposal of fearmongering. "If you want to scare the American people, what you say is the bill's an amnesty bill," Bush said. "That's empty political rhetoric, trying to frighten our citizens."

You tell 'em, George! Maybe immigration opponents need a color chart to inform people of the threat level Mexicans pose to us at any given moment. Stock up on duct tape, folks, Lou Dobbs says some diseased foreigners are coming to get us.

This just in! Experts conclude that torture still doesn't work.

Americans, take solace in the fact that weight issues are not just an American problem. From the AP: "A majority of adults are obese or overweight in most European Union nations and kids increasingly contributing to make Europe a fat continent, the EU's top public health official said Wednesday." Too many Royales with Cheese.

Meanwhile, President Bush requests more $$ for shitty abstinence programs that don't work.

And the liberal media folks at CNN have decided that they might be too wasting too much times reporting on 'news' (whatever that is) and have hired a new correspondent specifically to cover "the Britney, Lindsay, Michael Jackson memorabilia beat."

Finally, actor/politician Fred Thompson confirms the obvious... he's running for President.


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