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After much speculation, a date for Tony Blair's departure has been revealed-

Tony Blair will quit as Labour leader on May 31 next year and then resign as Prime Minister on July 26, according to The Sun newspaper.

The claim follows a day of speculation about when he will step down and demands from his loyalists for him to name a date to leave Downing Street...

Oh, Tony. You could've had a great run over there, but then you decided to be BFFs with the village idiot. At least you are leaving of (mostly) your own volition; that should save you some dignity. If you need to talk to someone, you can always call Colin Powell; I have a feeling he might know how you feel.