Happy St. Patrick's Day

"If an Israeli group wants to march in New York, do you allow neo-Nazis into their parade? If African-Americans are marching in Harlem, do they have to let the Ku Klux Klan into their parade?... If we let the Irish Lesbian and Gay Organization in, is it the Irish Prostitute Assocation next?"
--John Dunleavy (Chairman of the NYC St. Patrick's Day parade)

What a festive day. Anyone drunk yet?