Pat Robertson To Vatican: 'If there is a disaster in your area, don’t turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city.'

Watch out... it's coming! [*Tivos 700 Club in anticipation*]

The Vatican confirms the obvious...

AP: "Intelligent design" not science: Vatican paper

The Roman Catholic Church has restated its support for evolution with an article praising a U.S. court decision that rejects the "intelligent design" theory as non-scientific.

The Vatican newspaper L'Osservatore Romano said that teaching intelligent design -- which argues that life is so complex that it needed a supernatural creator -- alongside Darwin's theory of evolution would only cause confusion...

PS- Mallard Fillmore will be pissed!