"Hey Senate, Ain't You Confirmed Sammy Yet?"

From The Onion, more satire that is surprisingly close to reality-

Bush Urges Senate To Give Alito Fair, Quick, Unanimous Confirmation

WASHINGTON, DC—President Bush urged the Senate Monday to act with speed, evenhandedness, and absolute obedience in confirming Samuel Alito to the Supreme Court. "Each of you, as servants of the public trust, must consider this man carefully, review his record, and vote 'yes,'" Bush said. "I ask that you do your duty, and treat this as you would any of my priorities, be they judges, legislation, or wars." Bush's message was not well-received on either side of the aisle, with Democrats accusing him of bullying tactics and Republicans hurt he thought he had to ask.

Also, in real news, Senators are not allowed to debate Alito on the floor: Frist Not Allowing Senators To Speak On The Senate Floor About Alito...