Here's Lookin' At You, Kid

Jack Abramoff showed up to Federal Court today looking like a character from some smokey film noir picture, like a crooked cop or a mob enforcer. Certainly one wonders what was going through his mind as he dressed himself this morning. "Hmm, pleading guilty to numerous crimes and agreeing to testify against dozens of Congressional officials... Yea I think the black trenchcoat and hat will do it."