President Bush Wounded In Action...

...While riding his bike.

But that didn't stop him from comparing himself to wounded veterans!

"I'm just overwhelmed by the great strength of character of not only those who've been wounded, but their loved ones as well. And so thank you for bringing great credit to our country... As you can probably see, I was wounded myself. Not here at the hospital, in combat with a, umm, cedar."

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That's funny, sir! Almost as funny as the time you pretended to look for WMDs for a comedy routine!

Or the time you cut funding for veterans and their families. Hyuck hyuck!