Last Minute Shopping For The NeoCon In Your Life

In addition to my original Christmas shopping list, more suggestions for that neocon in your life...

#1: Baby Bush Toys



This site is the one-stop shop for the baby Bush in your family. Bushies need to start out young and it's important to provide them with toys that stimulate the imagination as well as the skills needed to run the Executive branch of the world's most powerful nation. Featured products include: The Lil' Looming Disaster Pillow, The Smasher Breaker, Terror Alert Xylophone, and the Freedom Dinger.

Even adults, say 59 years old, can enjoy these great products.

#2: "The Deck of Republican Chickenhawks"



Do you advocate overzealous, and often disastrous, foreign policy decisions and attack the military service of others even though you yourself wouldn't fight the war and have never fought in a war at all? Then you're part of a great line of chickenhawks! Collect all the greats with this deck of novelty cards. All your favorite chickenhawk Republicans are here... Dick Cheney, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, and Dubya too!!!

#3: "The Apprentice" by I. Lewis Libby



Before he was the Vice President's chief of staff (and indicted for perjury and obstruction of justice), "Scooter" Libby was a successful author. This 1996 novel tells of the story of a young Japanese man who meets and falls for a woman, only to discover himself trapped in an ever-growing mystery! A classic page-turner!

Enjoy great passages such as: "At age the madam put the child in a cage with a bear trained to couple with young girls so the girls would be frigid and not fall in love with their patrons. They fed her through the bars and aroused the bear with a stick when it seemed to lose interest."

Sexy!

#4: The Blame Game



Relive the compassionate conservatism that marked the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. From waiting forever for FEMA to arrive to losing 3 turns in the Superdome to finding out your rescue helicopters have been diverted for a presidential photo-op, the fun never ends! No matter what you roll, you are screwed.

All proceeds go to hurricane relief.

Now that's a heck of a job!