How The Bushes Stole Christmas

The liberal secularist Bush family declares war on Christmas...

George and Laura refuse to acknowledge Christmas on their annual cards-
'Holiday' Cards Ring Hollow for Some on Bushes' List

And it was reported in the Washington Post that "Laura Bush, ducking into the Georgetown Pottery Barn yesterday for barely five minutes, wearing a bright blue suit and wishing shoppers 'Happy Holidays' in a very perky way. Didn't buy anything -- maybe just making her wish list?".

Laura, you just made baby Jesus cry.

I expect a full Fox News boycott of the Bushes will commence immediately.