Protecting the Presidential Seal. No Joke.

The White House is taking on a new enemy... The Onion.

Satire is in its last throes, the White House says.

Protecting the Presidential Seal. No Joke.

You might have thought that the White House had enough on its plate late last month, what with its search for a new Supreme Court nominee, the continuing war in Iraq and the C.I.A. leak investigation. But it found time to add another item to its agenda - stopping The Onion, the satirical newspaper, from using the presidential seal...

Here is the Weekly Radio Address section in question:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40121