Mitt Romney, We Hardly Knew Ye

It's now official... Mitt Romney is dropping out of the race.

Please send my deepest condolences to the folks at the National Review. Who will double Guantanamo now?

With Giuliani and Romney both out, there is no Republican left to engage in fearmongering hyperbole defeat the jihadist hordes preparing our doom. It must be a scary time to a conservative hawk. I mean, all they have left is that well-known dove and opponent of the war, John McCain. Better allocate a few more billions to Homeland Security, just to be safe.

[UPDATE: Holy shit, his exit speech was all kinds of crazy. It must be noted in closing that this flip-flopper was an empty vessel who allowed himself to be whatever the party base needed. And if you want a look into their psyche, you need only read his remarks.]