Miscellaneous War Questions

Who died and made General Petraeus infallible?

How can President Bush deny that al Qaeda has gotten stronger, and say that (what he calls) al Qaeda has the entire U.S. Army bogged down in Iraq in the same speech, without everyone laughing hysterically?

Exactly how many 'missions' have we been through in this war so far?

What the hell ever happened to that war czar dude?

Finally, are we really being told now to wait 'til November (or later) for an Iraq assessment?