Meanwhile, In Iraq...

Hey, here's the good news from Iraq the liberal media won't report!

AP: ' Shiite militia may be disintegrating'

Yes!!! Woooo! Suck it, surrender-monkeys! Wassat? I should actually read the article?? Well, okay, if you insist, but the headline seems to be... oh... oh dear-

The violent Shiite militia known as the Mahdi Army is breaking into splinter groups, with up to 3,000 gunmen now financed directly by Iran and no longer loyal to the firebrand cleric Muqtada al-Sadr, adding a potentially even more deadly element to Iraq's violent mix...

Oh. Well I'm sure in another six months, we'll have this all cleared up. Stay the course!