Oh I Get It, I Get Jokes

With Murdoch axing the O.J. project, it's time to invest in a new one-

New York - Publisher Judith Regan announced today an agreement between ReganBooks and Vice President Dick Cheney for a book he will write (with his wife) titled If I Did It: Faking the Case for War, a hypothetical account of how he would have cooked the intelligence that led to our invasion of Iraq, if he had done so.

Asked if she considered Cheney's book to be his "confession" for lying us into a disastrous war, she said, "No."

There is also a TV special planned, to be aired during February sweeps.

The book comes with a free declassified copy of the Downing Street Memos and a corroded aluminum tube.