President Bush Today: "I Have Failed My Country, And I Apologize."

President Bush just apologized for all the failures of his administration!!!

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This is, of course, an April Fool's joke. I believe the real President Bush is still down in Mexico talking to that nation's leaders and assuring them that, as long as his corporate sponsors have their way, Mexican immigrants will have plenty of thankless jobs waiting for them here. But uhhh, sorry, no citizenship. That might make some people here uncomfortable.

I guess the real April Fool's joke is on all of us.