March Terror Madness

Wow, the White House must be worried about their approval ratings, because it's time for...

TERROR ALERT HAPPY FUN TIME! WOOOOOOO!

CNN.com: FBI: College basketball terror threat possible

The FBI warned law enforcement officers and stadium managers Friday of the possibility of suicide bombings at college basketball tournaments, based on an Internet posting advocating attacks at sporting events...

Surely a coincidence, never happened before, buy some duct tape, vote Republican.

[PS- The college basketball aspect is a nice twist. Very relatable. But Karl, just between you and me, this seems a little sloppy. While it resonates more than the Liberty Library Tower, you're going to have a hard time convincing anyone that Al Qaeda would bother with this. Just a heads up.]