"The [expletive] troglodytes didn't vote on you today."

The GOP's former ATM machine and all-around criminal scumbag is headed to the slammer...

AP: Abramoff Gets Almost 6 Years in Prison

Disgraced former lobbyist Jack Abramoff was sentenced to five years and 10 months in prison in a Florida fraud case, the minimum sentence allowed.

Abramoff and former partner Adam Kidan pleaded guilty to conspiracy and wire fraud stemming from the ill-fated purchase in 2000 of the SunCruz Casinos gambling fleet...

I wonder if he is going to a white collar resort prison or a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

And he has more sentencing to look forward to-

The same week Abramoff pleaded guilty to the SunCruz fraud, he entered guilty pleas to three federal charges as part of a wide-ranging corruption probe that could involve up to 20 members of Congress and aides, including former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, R-Texas. No date has been set for his sentencing in that case.

Thanks for the memories, Jack.