The World According To Dennis Miller

"Is Iraq an optimum scenario? No. Is it ever in war? Do I wish there was a country called Al Qeadia where we could have started all of this? Of course I do. But guess what. There isn't. So Saddam Hussein and his punk sons were just unlucky enough to draw the wonka ticket in the asshole lottery."
-Dennis Miller on his new HBO special, explaining the complicated history of the Iraq war to us common folk (and using the same exact joke he made on the Daily Show 9 months ago).

He also made this statement, letting us know where he stands on critical and independent thought:
"I'll tell you this. If I didn't believe in this war, in public I would lie and say I did 'til all these kids were home."

If you have HBO and the free time, I recommend watching this special, especially if you are a fan of Cialis jokes and 2 year old references to the Democratic presidential primaries. Bonus chuckles come during his rant on why he doesn't buy the idea of global warming because "I'm sorry, but isn't the sun supposed to be hot?". Dennis Miller, meet 2006 please.