The Great O'Reilly-Off Of 2006

From the NY Post:

The Fox News Channel commentator last night announced a "Bloviate with Bill" contest in which six winners — fans, detractors, whomever — will be brought to New York to debate him one-on-one on his nightly television show, "The O'Reilly Factor."

You can enter by e-mailing a suggested topic to oreillycontest@foxnews.com by Feb. 8.

Phil Donahue, Jeremy Glick, and George Clooney need not apply.

Anyone have any good suggestions? Here's mine-
1) We go all reality-show and I wrestle Bill'O in a large, inflatable swimming pool filled with jello. Winner gets the show. If I win, I will rename it "The O'Ducko Factor" and will cut off the mics of everyone, including myself. Much of the show will then be a Powerpoint presentation of my 'enemies'.

2) Bill'O and I have a harassment-off. Each of us will call a female coworker and make inappropriate and perverted remarks/advances to them. The first one whose coworker files a lawsuit against us loses. Bonus points if you can work a rant about Al Franken into the dirty talk.

3) In lieu of me, Bill'O will have Stephen Colbert on as a guest. The two will spend the hour trying to out-O'Reilly each other. They will argue over who loves America more. They will also debate which poses the greater threat to America- Cindy Sheehan or bears. My money's on Stephen.