Al Qaeda Has Applications?

Apparently joining al Qaeda is not much different than applying for a job at Walmart; both offer imaginary benefits (Walmart- no healthcare; al Qaeda- 72 virgins). The latest chapter in the saga of Jose Padilla involves a new report about his application to al Qaeda. What the...?

Miami Herald: We found Padilla's al Qaeda application, U.S. says-

Prosecutors said the U.S. government discovered alleged terrorist José Padilla's written application to join al Qaeda.

After the U.S. military invaded Afghanistan to oust its Taliban rulers, authorities found a locker full of applications to join al Qaeda's holy war overseas.

Among the alleged applicants: José Padilla, the former ''enemy combatant'' who once lived in Broward County...

Jesus General has posted a copy of the newly discovered application.