Peace On Earth, Good Will Toward Men

Here's what Bill O'Reilly said yesterday on his radio show (with my notes):
"There is no separation of church and state [Note: Well no, not under this President]. Okay, that's a myth, that's a lie. It's been fostered upon you by the secular progressives who don't understand the Constitution, don't wanna understand the Constitution, don't even like the Constitution [Note: Yes, thank goodness the Republicans are here to defend our Constitution]. And they're trying to peddle this nonsense about separation of church and state, which is why you can't say 'Merry Christmas' [Note: Yes, you will in fact be arrested for saying it]. It's insane... The only reason I'm engaged in this at all is that I will not tolerate the disrespect of an American tradition [Note: Umm, actually Bill'O, the modern incarnation of Christmas started in European nations like Germany] ... I will not tolerate disrespect in that area... It's like spitting at the President... [Note: The only people who get close enough to the President to at him are Laura, Barney, Andy Card, and Harriet Miers]

...The press, which is 100% behind not saying 'Merry Christmas' [Note: You mean like Fox News, which has 'Happy Holidays' mentioned on dozens of pages of their website, but not a one 'Merry Christmas'? That press?], they want it out of there."

Too bad Bill'O has to keep making things up in order to stoke the 'War on Christmas' fires:
War on Christmas Fraud Exposed: The Silent Night “Rewrite” That Wasn’t

But hey, that's how FOX works- using religion as "a divisive weapon".

Awwww... makes your heart melt. Merry Christmas, guys!

The Onion takes on this 'controversy':
Activist Judge Cancels Christmas

And enjoy this cartoon-


Related cartoons:
-The Last Temptation of Right-Wing Christian Crackpots
-The World According To Bill O'Reilly